It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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