I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
this just has baby written all over it
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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