what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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