normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
This baby is an asshole
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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