sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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