he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Your cock deserves a montage
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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