Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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