I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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