Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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