I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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