I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
My Sexting was not on an AP level
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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