at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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