Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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