Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I need a beard to bite.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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