walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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