Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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