Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just gift wrapped bread.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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