I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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