Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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