i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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