Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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