Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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