Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
