Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Randomize
