It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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