I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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