I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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