i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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