look no pants
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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