Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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