Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Ladies don't puke and tell
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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