Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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