I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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