Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
We had sex on a dog bed..
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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