did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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