i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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