No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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