Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
