How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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