i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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