you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
