I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he fucked my hip out of place.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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