He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
this boner is exhausting
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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