he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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