I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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