4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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