I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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