The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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