He kissed a someone with a penis
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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