I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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