Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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