Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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