This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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