Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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