They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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