I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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